You Suck at Parking gets Xbox Game Pass launch date, achievements live

Sean Carey - August 31st 2022

Developer Happy Volcano has announced that its top-down racer, You Suck at Parking, will release in September and join Xbox Game Pass on day one. We've also picked up the You Suck at Parking achievements.

You Suck at Parking releases for Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and PC on September 14th, and it will also launch into both Xbox Game Pass and PC Game Pass on the same day. To help get your brain into gear for release day, we've just scanned in the You Suck at Parking achievements, which you can see below.
The top-down racing game features both single-player and online multiplayer modes, where your job is to come to a complete stop. "Success is all about racing against the clock as players dash, drift, and drag their handbrakes as they slam into parking spots in quick time," Happy Volcano says. You Suck at Parking boasts 60 multiplayer levels, which support up to four players, and 100 solo levels "with ever-increasing difficulty." Multiplayer is also cross-platform, and the developer says we can expect refreshed levels "every two weeks, with fresh ones delivered until…well, until the sun swallows the Earth."

You Suck at Parking achievement list

There are 20 achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.

Name Description Gamerscore
Take off the training wheels Finish the tutorial 20
Antarcticar Unlock the snow biome 20
All spots taken Complete all levels in the base game 50
Master Skowda Perfect all levels in the base game 125
Time to shine Customize your car for the first time 20
Are we there yet? Reach parking pass level 25 in a season 50
Roadtrip Complete all parking pass levels in a season 125
The smell of gasoline in the morning Finish first in an online match 20
Professional parkster Park on all spots in a round of online multiplayer 20
No spot left unparked Park on all spots in a full match in online multiplayer 50
Late to the party Park on the last spot with your last car in the last round in online multiplayer 20
Eat my dust Win all rounds of an online multiplayer match 125
Carnivore Win 3 online multiplayer matches in a row 125
Look mom, no hands Park a car you aren't controlling anymore 50
Losing grip on things Drift for 1 hour in total 20
You suck at flying Be airborne for 30 minutes in total 20
Peter Parkster Drive vertically for 5 minutes in total 20
On the rocks Park as an ice cube 20
Parked is parked Park as a wreckage 50
Braking bad Complete a level without braking. 50
You Suck at Parking drops into Xbox Game Pass and PC Game Pass on September 14th. For everything else confirmed for Game Pass, check out our everything coming to Xbox Game Pass in 2022 and 2023 article.

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